(on me not eating) family constantly yelling “come eat” why is he not eating? ” He doesn’t like beef, but we have pork.” “Maybe he’s dieting.” “we also have chicken!” “maybe he’s thinking about a girl” He has date later that’s why he’s not eating “Come eat!” hahaha. Gotta love filipino family...
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed, So you could open one that leads...– Katy Perry (Firework)
great, another Katy Perry song stuck in my head!...
Hello you, You look beautiful today!
A fishy Conversation 2!
(mom, older bro, and I, in bro's room)
Bro: What do you feed your fish?
Me: Idk, the one that has a goldfish picture on it.
Bro: So you bought it because there was goldfish on it?
Bro: You wanna trade? I think my fish food is too small for my fishes.
Mom: Your fish is so big now thats why. How big do they get?
Mom: How long more before we can cook them?
Me: what! ewww!!
Bro: What! you can't eat them!
Mom: Haha. Just joking. (In Ilocano) *Its probably not tasty anyways.*
Mom: What kind of fish are they?
Me: Bala Shark
Bro: Not. Those died long time ago.
Me: What when?
Bro: When we went to Oregon. Mom forgot to feed them thats why?
Mom: WHAT? excuse me, why are you blaming me? They died because they missed you too much!
*Oh mother, you say the darnest things*
A Fishy Conversation!
(mom comes in while brushing teeth)
Mom: That gold fish looks unhappy? (pointing at the orange godfish)
Mom: She doesn't have a partner?
Me: what! right there? (Points at the non-orange goldfish)
Mom: Thats a different species.
Me: Not its the same thing.
Mom: No it's not.
(goes away to finish brushing. comes back 2 minutes later)
Mom: Look they don't even play with each other. Because that one (non-orange) thinks that one (orange) is a giant or something.
Me: ahahahaha. what? so weird.
Mom: You should go get them partners or something.
Me: Nah. It's okay they can just be friends. And they're too young to have partners anyways.
Mom: What you're so weird! (leaves the room)
*THINKING, What the heck!!!*
I got two new fishes today. I named them Marlin and Dori. I hope they don’t die. ahahaha
Stop just thinking about it, and make it happen.– Catherine Cook