November 2010
October 2010
Hella Pinoy
(on me not eating) family constantly yelling “come eat” why is he not eating? ” He doesn’t like beef, but we have pork.” “Maybe he’s dieting.” “we also have chicken!” “maybe he’s thinking about a girl” He has date later that’s why he’s not eating “Come eat!” hahaha. Gotta love filipino family...
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed,
So you could open one that leads...
– Katy Perry (Firework)
great, another Katy Perry song stuck in my head!...
Hello you, You look beautiful today!
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A fishy Conversation 2!
(mom, older bro, and I, in bro's room)
Bro: What do you feed your fish?
Me: Idk, the one that has a goldfish picture on it.
Bro: So you bought it because there was goldfish on it?
Me: Yeah.
Bro: You wanna trade? I think my fish food is too small for my fishes.
Me: K
Mom: Your fish is so big now thats why. How big do they get?
Bro: Idk.
Mom: How long more before we can cook them?
Me: what! ewww!!
Bro: What! you can't eat them!
Mom: Haha. Just joking. (In Ilocano) *Its probably not tasty anyways.*
Me: Eww.
Mom: What kind of fish are they?
Me: Bala Shark
Bro: Not. Those died long time ago.
Me: What when?
Bro: When we went to Oregon. Mom forgot to feed them thats why?
Mom: WHAT? excuse me, why are you blaming me? They died because they missed you too much!
*Oh mother, you say the darnest things*
A Fishy Conversation!
(mom comes in while brushing teeth)
Mom: That gold fish looks unhappy? (pointing at the orange godfish)
Me: why?
Mom: She doesn't have a partner?
Me: what! right there? (Points at the non-orange goldfish)
Mom: Thats a different species.
Me: Not its the same thing.
Mom: No it's not.
(goes away to finish brushing. comes back 2 minutes later)
Mom: Look they don't even play with each other. Because that one (non-orange) thinks that one (orange) is a giant or something.
Me: ahahahaha. what? so weird.
Mom: You should go get them partners or something.
Me: Nah. It's okay they can just be friends. And they're too young to have partners anyways.
Mom: What you're so weird! (leaves the room)
*THINKING, What the heck!!!*
Fishy!!!
I got two new fishes today. I named them Marlin and Dori. I hope they don’t die. ahahaha
Stop just thinking about it, and make it happen.
– Catherine Cook